MAIN CHARACTERS

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maddie marano: “the cutthroat”

She’s got the ambition and drive of Al Pacino in a mob movie, but in the body of a Broad City-style millennial mess. She hit her peak fame at 12-years-old playing an American Teen, non-royal sister, Savannah Louisiana, on Disney’s Brats on Board and is struggling to make a comeback.

sky fields (sky): “America’s sweetheart”

A former child star known for playing the British and royal sister on Disney’s Brats on Board, she’s a one-name wonder and beloved pop star, with (let’s be honest) young fans and the gay population. She’s ambitious, but kind, and more than a little tone-deaf after being in the spotlight for so long.

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS

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ANDRÈ : Sky’s brother

Fame-hungry TikToker, reality star, and * queer * personality who can’t help but be a tragic figure in his baby sister’s life.

dave park: sky’s boyfriend

He’s a dirty, tattooed stand up comedian currently appearing on a late-night sketch show on Saturday nights. Dating him is the worst thing Sky could do for her fans, but she can’t stop.

craig: maddie’s fiance

Maddie’s college boyfriend (yes, she went to college) and failed musical theatre actor, now the favorite private school history teacher. He’s genuinely nice (ew).

charlie foxsworth: sky’s ex

He’s an Australian heartthrob and action movie star. He loves LA, surfing, and drinking in excess…he IS Australian of course.

edith blau: maddie’s agent

She’s represented Maddie for her entire career of a women’s birth control commercial. She’s a bulldog in an old lady’s spanx.

ryan slate: sky’s publicist

She has perfect highlights, nails, and bag. She’s the first to know who is who, what is what, and why you’re in trouble.

josh judas: Sky and maddie’s former crush

He’s the middle brother (and one of the 2/3 hot brothers) in the Judas Brothers Band. He’s gotten in between Sky and Maddie before as tweens…and will again.

gregg dratch: Sky and Maddie’s TV Dad

He was a prominent 90’s stand up comedian, turned 2000’s TV dad who is much naughtier than he was portrayed on television. Now gaining new fame on the social media.